«So I first met Bette Midler in my head when I watched the film The Rose in 1979. And since then, her and I have been best friends, in my head. In my head, she and I travel together, we have cut an album, and we pranked George Clooney. She’s the godmother to the children of mine that she has never met, and once, Bette turned to me in a dream and said, ‘Amy, you are the most talented person I’ve ever met. I hate to say this, this kills me, but you’re more talented than me. God bless you and I release you to God,’ and then she turned into a million doves and flew away.»
the first thing i do when i’m drunk is come on tumblr. whyyyyyy
ragtimeband said: ugh did i miss this?
Yes, you did. Shame on you. You’re always there when I’m drunk on Tumblr! Hahaha